2D, la victime incarnée
2D (traduction à venir)
Born: Crawley
Age: 23
Influences: Butorphanol, Tartrate, Phill Oakey, Lucio Fulci
Hit twice on the head when young, 2D is a sweetheart with a blank sheet
of paper where a brain should be. He has really good hair. People think
he's cool and enigmatic but he's just got a migraine.2D idolises
Murdoc, who, he feels, saved his life. Keyboard wizard, melodica
maniac, graffiti compulsive and the perfect pin-up product. Voice like
an angel, arse like a satsuma. Mind full of zombies and painkillers.
Says nothing controversial. Says nothing much at all.Loved by everyone
(except the green eyed Murdoc), 2D has legions of lady followers and
would make a good boyfriend if only he'd wake up.
2D is only vaguely aware of his incredible success. The blue-haired
poster boy has described the tidal wave as "er... wicked." While his
migraines, graffiti complusion and melodica mania may have given away
to him becoming a "Cosmonaut of Inner Space," he's still navigating
with a hand-sprayed map. His good work for the Free Tibet campaign
must, 2D contests, prove his naysayers "wrong or something?" God help
him if he ever had to get a proper job! Future projects: Clocking
Tetris and meeting the young David Cassidy. When asked what the future
holds, he said: "That's for you to know and me to find out... no...
wait a minute..."
2D hung around in L.A. for a while, mainly with that Brian Setzer of 'Stray
Cat Strut' fame. It was through Brian that 2D met Britt Ekland. 'Yeah she's
nice. I fancied her since Murdoc lent me his copy of the Wickerman. But her
arse looks a lot smaller in real life.' However ultimately aimless and deeply
disillusioned, 2D pissed off back to England to get his head together.
He went back home to see his dad who runs the local fun fair down in Eastbourne,
who gave 2D a job collecting money from the 'Switchback Ride'. Hopping from
carriage to carriage, chatting up birds, these were the greatest days of 2D's
life. HE also became good mates with Shane Lynch, Ex-Boyzone, who took the money
on The Waltzer.
The pair became inseparable, working the rides by day and cruising the town
by night. God knows how many blue-haired babies there must be out there! Adopting
the teddy boy look with drainpipe jeans and his hair slicked into greasy quiff,
2D became a local celebrity all over again; the star of the dodgems, and King
of the carousel! 'Awright, darling!'
What's more, with no Murdoc around to bully him 2D quickly got his own ego back.
And then some. His big-head soon swelled right out of control as he realised
that it was him, 2D, who was responsible for the Gorillaz success. Great! He's
still just as dim as always, but now thinks the sun shines out of his own...
So 2D 'stu-pot' the skinny greaser hardnut, has gone from boy to man. Packet
of three, a fresh roll-up and a flick-comb. He's set.
His confidence fully restored 2D has decided to return to Kong Studios and '...like,
sort that duh-brain Murdoc out, for picking on me! Give him a kicking or summink!'
Uh oh!
Jamie Hewlett's comments (source: Q magazine, August 2001 issue)
"Everybody thinks that 2-D is Damon, but none of the characters are
based on any of us. 2-D is the classic stupid pretty boy singer. He's
the fall guy, the stooge. Everyone takes the piss out of him. He had a
car accident where he went through the windscreen and ended up with two
bumps on his head. It knocked some cool into him".
2D
(or 2-D, both spellings are used in official releases)'s real name is
Stuart, and his nickname before he was in the band was Stu-Pot. This is
possibly a shortening of 'Stuart Pot' or some other name, but nobody
really knows. He was born and raised in Hertfordshire, England but
moved to Crawley, West Sussex, because of a lawsuit that was being
brought against him by his classical piano teacher Ivana Abramovitch
for breaking her hand [source: Gorillaz XFM Takeover]. As revealed in
the official band biography number one (see the band section) he used
to work in Uncle Norm's organ emporium before he was famous, and it was
there that he suffered an injury when Murdoc ram-raided the shop in an
attempt to steal equipment to form his new band. This left one dent on
his head, and left him in a coma. As part of Murdoc's sentence for the
attempted robbery he had to care for Stu-Pot for a certain amount of
time, and during this time he injured Stu-Pot again, giving him another
dent on the head (hence the name 2-D, short for 'two dents'). The
injuries also fractured his eyeballs (hence the black eyes). However
this second injury brought him out of a coma but definitely affected
his psychology, in that it made him (even?) more vacant. He also gets
terrible headaches, probably related to the injuries, and is most
likely addicted to painkillers because of this. In the Gorillaz he
sings lead vocals and plays keyboards. 2-D used to go out with Rachel
Stevens (of S Club7 fame) for a short while, but Murdoc kept trying to
hit on Rachel and in the end it broke them up [source: Celebrity Take
Down DVD]. Rachel Stevens wasn't the only girl that Murdoc drove away
from 2D. Paula, who used to be in the Gorillaz was 2D's girlfriend for
a time, and she left the band shortly after this photo was taken, due
to 'a rather sticky incidnt involving Murdoc and her in the studio
toilets (resulting in Russel punching Murdoc in the face so hard that
he broke his nose in about 5 places)' [source: Dr.Wurzel's website].
When 2-D first went to the US in Summer 2001 he met Adam Yauch from the
Beastie Boys in New York and was influenced to start promoting the
'Free Tibet' campaign (wearing a 'Free Tibet' tshirt at The Brits, and
joining silent protests outside the Chinese embassy in London,
redecorated his room). 2D apparently [according to the Noodleblast]
messed around with a lot of girls during his time off. The start of
Phase Two sees him wielding knives and flicking cigarettes in
interviews, whilst using a number of swearwords to describe entries in
the 'Search For A Star' contest... a new direction for the previously
dopey 2D?